Tuesday, 27 April 2010

It's the way I tell 'em

Two quick jokes...

Joke #1

Two cats were swimming the channel: a British cat called One Two Three, and a French cat called Un Deux Trois.

Which cat won?

The English cat, One Two Three.


Because Un Deux Trois quatre cinque..........

Joke #2 - a Hebrew joke...

Miriam was in court, having been caught shoplifting.

"You stole a can of peaches" the Judge said "How do you plead?"
"Guilty" says Miriam
"Why did you steal the peaches?" the Judge asks
"Because I was hungry" Miriam replies.
"How many peaches were in the can?" the Judge asks
"Five, your Honour"
The Judge thinks for a moment and then said "Okay, so for this crime you will serve 5 days in prison - one for each peach"
At this point, Miriam's husband stands up and says "Excuse me, your Honour, I would like to give some more information"
"Go ahead" says the Judge
"She also stole a can of peas...."

Hey, I didn't say they were good jokes...


  1. But they made me laugh ~ have a good day!

  2. They made me laugh too, but the picture of the cat made me laugh more, I have to say.

  3. HA HA HA! they weren't, but you told them so well...Let me know when the CV is done if you want an editor's eye...

  4. Alan: I don't like to make promises that I can't keep. But I do like putting a smile on people's faces, regardless.

    e: So now you are giving me all of the credit? I will pass on my CV - all feedback welcome.

    JST: Hello! I was wondering where you had got to! I don't envy their marriage either - luckily there are good ones out there too. Somewhere....